Piano Pong

A Memory of Kilbirnie.

Kilbirnie Central School and music teacher Mr Brawn. Mr Brawn was a most gifted pianist; if you recall he always wore a grey shiny suit. Mr Brawn would often give a piano recital at the start of class, this was as he put it, to warm up the piano. When school started after the summer holidays we all came home with stink bombs. We knew the drill by this time so we slipped in and placed loads of stink bombs inside the piano. Mr Brawn played an overture called Orpheous in the Underworld. When it came to the 'can-can' most stink bombs had been perforated and the pong was objectionable. Mr Brawn got the better of us; he lifted the piano lid then walked out and locked us in.

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