Stubbington House Memories

A Memory of Stubbington.

I was a pupil at Stubbington House from 1953 ‘till 1958 and my step-father, too, was in the Navy. It’s extraordinary to read the memories of those whose names are now starting to come back to me, particularly Fogarty and Madden. It has brought back so many memories which I had almost forgotten, although I cannot remember many of the masters’ names. I do, however, remember the headmaster, Foster, who was almost invariably referred to as “Gov (or Guv)”, as in “Cave Guv!”. The strong smell of his pipe tobacco still lingers in my mind and has brought a shiver to my spine on the few occasions when I have smelt a similar tobacco since. I also remember the beastly Latin master - Jones I think his name was. I remember once, when I was playing with my friends, he said: “Maunder, how can you always be so happy? You have no right to be happy when you are so lazy and hopeless at Latin.” I just laughed at him as I never thought that a knowledge of Latin was a necessity of life, and I still don’t. Of courset his annoyed him even more. I also remember Donkey Dyer, the rather scary looking man with the glass eye and the master with the tin leg. As a result of his disability he had very strong arms and I remember him picking up a boy who had annoyed him, by the hair, lifting him over the back of the bench on which he was sitting and whacking him on the behind with his walking stick. I don’t think this would be allowed now! There was also a funny little master I think we referred to as Mole, I remember quite well that if I glared at him hard when he was trying to tell me off I could make him freeze, like a rabbit in the headlights. It became my party trick and I was encouraged to do it by some of my classmates. Serge was a good bloke though. I remember him teaching me boxing and shooting, both of which I loved, which probably helped.
I also remember planting a commemorative tree and have often wondered whether it has survived.


Added 19 February 2014

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Hello Keith! Or should it be Maunder? We always used surnames only at school recall.
I remember Fogarty, but did not realise he had posted anything on this site but will look around. One from Harrison, who remembers his number as well as mine, so will also be replying to him.
Do you remember Graham Bagnall and Max Vine. Max lived in Nigeria where his father ran a plantation of some sort. many years after Stubbington I met a chap from Nigeria who knew him, and we were able to exchange best regards via this medium.
The chap with the tin leg was Cheshire I think? Also do you remember "Critae"? ( Miss Critten). She used to creep up behind you and thump you in the back with a big ring she had on her finger and knock the wind out of you. They were certainly a motley bunch, and you are right in saying they would never get away with it these days. Happily, it never did me any harm, nor the great majority of us, but no doubt it left lasting scars on some.
I could never understand how it was that having been sent out to stand in the corridor, the headmaster invariably turned up shortly after and it was down to his study for a beating. How did he know? Did the teachers have some signalling device unknown to us to alert him? I once decided having been sent out, to lurk in the empty classroom opposite, but old foster still came in and found me! Amazing!!
Yes, sarge was great! He even invited me home to his house for dinner on one occasion. Do you remember "Matroon"? (Matron). If you upset her she used to say to sarge in a melodious voice, " Sergeant wil ye take this boy to MR Foster in the marning to get the sticckkk!". Why were matrons always Scottish?

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