Ode Tae The Pie.

A Memory of Kilbirnie.

Humble pie now massed produced wae shell and lid and meat enhoosed, I crave thy taste o succulent meat, just richtly spiced and warm tae eat, your crusty shell want break ma teeth, the bakers skill and guid Scots beef, black and white pepper, an ounce tae the pound, perfectly formed, perfectly round, Some wae onions, some wae tatties, some wae egg, some wae patties, Rangers pie and Celtic pie wae flour and lard, wae salt and rye, AScots tradition like the haggis, we praise oor pie, you shall not gag us, wonderful, rich, oor basic diet, oor pie Scots pie, go oot and buy it.

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