A Town Of Inbreds - a Memory of Banbury.

1) Highest known amount of people infected with chlamadia in one place.

2) Most teenage pregnancies in all of Britain

3) EVERYONE here is on some kind of drugs, usually pills

4) This includes is right now, and we are primary school children

5) No1 cn spel

6) If you go into town there are an obscene amount of little scene kids, they wander around blocking up entrances to the precinct and sharing cigarettes

7) Between about 4 o'clock in the afternoon and 7 in the morning, you WILL get mugged by some angry young scruff in a tracksuit

8) After stealing your money, clothes, house keys, car and virginity, he will then call up his older brothers 'cos you gave him some lip' and it will all start again :(

9) People always ask you if they can 'borrow' a fag, even though they don't intend on returning it

10) The schools here are a waste of time, and people spend all day on Francis Firth and UKVillages.co.uk instead of doing their Business Studies Coursework, we do actually believe we are incredibly witty, but to be honest we are also Banburians, and therefore a waste of space

Welcome to Banbury

A memory shared by Brogan And Fred on Jan 18th, 2008.
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Mon Aug 31st 2015, at 11:05 am
cheapbed commented:
Grow up

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