Pork Choppington

A Memory of Choppington.

while staying at the hotel choppington, i had the pleasure of dining with a good friend of mine; a mr. chadwick chopperman of choppington downs, sw. choppington. mr. chopperman and i dined on pork choppingtons that evening. the pork was delicious but not nearly as juicy as the gossip that surrounds choppington. once the home of the man who knew too much, as well as a favourite hiding place of jimmy hoffa. choppingtons many caves and oceans will be a treat for all who can swim. however, the land sharks are a hazard in the spring. and always remember to bring your own liquor as the people of choppington don't like to share. the chopping festival in the summer months on the high street is quite a site. The annual skinning of the whores takes place every sunday until they are all dead, and the semi annual neutering of the johns takes place on mondays. you can call ahead and reserve a table at the hotel choppington but i can't remember the number. try mailing them instead. i can't remember the address. sorry

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